His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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