Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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