I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
So many bounce houses so little time
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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