He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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