and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
