can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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