My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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