I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
my sisters under your porch take her home
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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