It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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