she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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