we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I got married tonight..
I'd like to first of all congratulate you on your marriage. Secondly, probably one of the best drunk texts I've ever received. Unless you were sober, then that text was awkward.
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