so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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