glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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