Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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