So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
and she was petting her beer can
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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