In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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