So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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