I'm sorry my penis didn't work
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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