oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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