That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I am spending my child support on dildos
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Randomize
