I wish i was in the wii world.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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