They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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