We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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