i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
i think my tv is drunk
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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