What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
