Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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