Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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