You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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