We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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