That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
True strength comes from lack of pants
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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