you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
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