i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Randomize
