I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
You can't just leave with hair like that
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Randomize
