I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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