you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
