Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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