guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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