Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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