real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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