return my video game
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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