I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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