If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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