He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
whose parrot is this?
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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