Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
Randomize
