I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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