come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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