i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
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