Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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