Nicole vs. Life
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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