Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Randomize
